"We (2 females) are currently looking for another female (or possibly a super sweet gay guy) … We are totally down to earth females (not a lesbian couple, FYI) with busy schedules."
"I prefer a straight female over a gay roommate. Seems straight women are alot [sic] more reliable."
"Seeking a progressive/radical community oriented roommate"
"If you give your money to the world’s worst evil corporations (like Exxon/Mobil, Nestle, Tyson, GE, and Kraft), go live at Walmart. They’re open 24 hours, aren’t they?"